Kris Fisher

Kris Fisher


It could have been worse

It could have been worse

So I got to spend a couple of days in a hospital last week. It’s something I get really excited about. If you can’t pick up on the sarcasm, I’ll go ahead and tell you that I would have rather rub porcupines in my eyes while shoving my hands down a garbage disposal… and I […]

Life Sucks, Then You Die

Life Sucks, Then You Die

So, I’m not going to write any more of my sappy, mushy, “don’t make me puke,” “oh you’re one of THOSE people,” positive columns anymore. I’ve done it at least three times now and each time I wrote it, the metaphorical poop has hit the ever-lovin’ fan. Two weeks ago I wrote “I try to […]

I Am 95 Rock

I Am 95 Rock

In case you haven’t noticed, there has been a change here or there in the radio landscape of Augusta. I am extremely sad to say that 95 Rock is no longer part of the Augusta radio spectrum. It’s hard to imagine, hard to believe and even harder to say out loud. As difficult as that […]

Warning: Obnoxious Positivity Ahead

Warning: Obnoxious Positivity Ahead

I’ve been in a very good, positive mood for the past couple of weeks. Some of you will probably attribute that to the fact that I have recently been allowed to play on the radio again. While that is a big part of it, there are other factors that are involved. Anyone who knows me […]

No Parents, Let’s Party!

No Parents, Let’s Party!

We’ve reached a milestone in our household. At least, I think so. We’ve reached the point of being able to leave our kids home alone. Different parents handle this issue different ways. I know some parents who leave their kids as young as 9 and 10 home alone with no problems. However, as an over-protective […]

If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Join ‘Em

If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Join ‘Em

Football season is over. Well, for me it is. I was raised on southern football and a southern football attitude: I LOVE football… as long as my team is doing well. So that means, even though the biggest game of the college football season is coming up, my football season is over… kinda. The CFP […]

Merry Christmas, Let’s Get Ready to Rumble!

Merry Christmas, Let’s Get Ready to Rumble!

Every holiday season, I get sentimental. I’m a sucker for the commercials and movies featuring large gatherings of families over the perfect holiday dinner spread. Everyone is smiling and laughing, seeming to not have a care in the world. Everyone is happy to see each other, there’s even a surprise visit from a family member […]

What’s Your Favorite Part of Christmas?

What’s Your Favorite Part of Christmas?

It’s a question that I recently posed to my kids. If you’re already saying the probable answer in your head, then you already know that I had to include the stipulation “BESIDES presents.” I asked because of a genuine curiosity. It’s the reason I ask most questions, really. It’s funny when people think I’m being […]

What Christmas Means to Me

What Christmas Means to Me

My procrastination is at peak performance around the holiday season. I always plan to have all Christmas shopping done early. Then I don’t even start until a week before Christmas. And let’s not even get into when those gifts get wrapped! Also, those Christmas cards I want to send friends and family never get sent. […]

The Wonder Years

The Wonder Years

My oldest, No. 2, is turning 13 this weekend. This is a moment that I have dreaded my whole life: I will officially be the father of a teenager. I have dreaded this moment for many reasons. The main reason is, as should be expected from me, the most self-centered, narcissistic one: It’s more evidence […]