Kris Fisher

Kris Fisher


Not So Funny Meow, Is It?

Not So Funny Meow, Is It?

I feel like something needs to be addressed. It’s the ever-presence of cats. They’re everywhere! Cats in the street, cats in the window, cats in my yard making my dogs attack the blinds. It’s a cat-tastrophy! Sorry, I couldn’t resist. Now, I’m not one to tell anyone not to have a pet. But can we […]

I guess that Dad of the Year award is going to have to wait

I guess that Dad of the Year award is going to have to wait

Just when I think I’ve got things figured out. Just as I find the balance between work and daddy responsibilities, I find a way to remind myself that I’m still the bumbling idiot trying to figure out his way through life who has somehow found himself responsible for the wellbeing of three children. Who in […]

Brace Yourself, Birthdays Are Coming

Brace Yourself, Birthdays Are Coming

What do you get for someone who buys himself whatever he wants? It’s a question I ponder around this time every year. The birthday gauntlet begins this week. Between now and July there are four parents’ birthdays (including step-parents), my brother’s birthday, Easter, Mothers Day, Fathers Day, and my wife’s birthday wraps up the gift […]

Bounce Rock Skate Roll

Bounce Rock Skate Roll

Some things never change. One of those things is the décor in the local roller skating rink. My kids have been begging to go skating, so we made a night of it this past Saturday. Upon entering, I noticed that the inside of the skating rink is very cool and retro. It’s retro because it […]

It could have been worse

It could have been worse

So I got to spend a couple of days in a hospital last week. It’s something I get really excited about. If you can’t pick up on the sarcasm, I’ll go ahead and tell you that I would have rather rub porcupines in my eyes while shoving my hands down a garbage disposal… and I […]

Life Sucks, Then You Die

Life Sucks, Then You Die

So, I’m not going to write any more of my sappy, mushy, “don’t make me puke,” “oh you’re one of THOSE people,” positive columns anymore. I’ve done it at least three times now and each time I wrote it, the metaphorical poop has hit the ever-lovin’ fan. Two weeks ago I wrote “I try to […]

I Am 95 Rock

I Am 95 Rock

In case you haven’t noticed, there has been a change here or there in the radio landscape of Augusta. I am extremely sad to say that 95 Rock is no longer part of the Augusta radio spectrum. It’s hard to imagine, hard to believe and even harder to say out loud. As difficult as that […]

Warning: Obnoxious Positivity Ahead

Warning: Obnoxious Positivity Ahead

I’ve been in a very good, positive mood for the past couple of weeks. Some of you will probably attribute that to the fact that I have recently been allowed to play on the radio again. While that is a big part of it, there are other factors that are involved. Anyone who knows me […]

No Parents, Let’s Party!

No Parents, Let’s Party!

We’ve reached a milestone in our household. At least, I think so. We’ve reached the point of being able to leave our kids home alone. Different parents handle this issue different ways. I know some parents who leave their kids as young as 9 and 10 home alone with no problems. However, as an over-protective […]

If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Join ‘Em

If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Join ‘Em

Football season is over. Well, for me it is. I was raised on southern football and a southern football attitude: I LOVE football… as long as my team is doing well. So that means, even though the biggest game of the college football season is coming up, my football season is over… kinda. The CFP […]