Columbia County’s all-access tickets are a joke

Columbia County’s all-access tickets are a joke

All right, folks. Let’s get one thing straight: Columbia County employees don’t need 20 all-access tickets to shows held in the Columbia County Exhibition Center. The county owns the facility. If employees from the county’s Community & Leisure Services Division need access to the exhibition center during a show, all they need is a shirt, […]

The Best? The Worst? The Internet!

The Best? The Worst? The Internet!

In terms of gender, the internet has to be a woman. (Women being perhaps the only other “thing” in the universe that has brought me absolute delight and absolute disgust, in the same day, the same hour, the same moment.) It is the single greatest, and the single worst, invention in my lifetime. Your favorite […]

Confrontation

Confrontation

Some of you might be surprised to learn that this isn’t the only publication I write for. Not because you’re impressed, I don’t think, with my studious vigilance where freelancing is concerned, but because some rag other than the Metro Spirit would actually pay me to finger-vomit 700-word ramblings every Tuesday morning. I’m grateful — […]