Since January 8, 2020, jailhouse troll Greg Rickabaugh has been asking for donations to “help us keep crime news coming back to the Augusta-Aiken area” by donating $4.99 per month to his Jail Report.
”That’s less than most combo meals at fast food restaurants,” Rickabaugh says in one of the either saddest or creepiest sales come-ons we can recall. (View Here)
Since launching the initiative, 29 suckers…subscribers-sorry-have signed up. And what do these poor schadenfreude junkies receive for their unHappy Meal?
Exclusive content that comes for only fan subscribers, exclusive arrest stories, repeat offenders of the week, and “you’ll participate in polls.”
According to Rickabaugh, “you can also request old mugshots and incidence reports.”
“There is also a discussion group that allows you to interact on some of the bigger issues of the day.”
Oh, to be a fly on the wall in that discussion chamber. “This exclusive fan subscription will give you much more access and you’ll be excited about it to look at it.”
Check it out. Send him some money. He’ll do anything for it, that’s for sure.
