Kris Fisher

It Must Have Been The Ninth

It Must Have Been The Ninth

They say there’s a sucker born every minute. I always wondered who these “suckers” were, until recently. As it turns out, you guessed it, it’s me. Case in point: I just paid $223 for my neighbor’s dead pet. Suckerrrrrr! I got the ol’ Lloyd Christmas treatment. Except, this was no parakeet and at least it […]

I’m Winning!

I’m Winning!

Thank you, thank you. No congratulations necessary. I don’t exactly want to win. Not this contest, anyway. A few months ago, I wrote about the ongoing Who’s more pathetic? competition going on in my house. I am a fan of all teams Atlanta: The Falcons, the Hawks, the Braves… well, the now Cobb County Braves […]

A Chip Off the Old Block

A Chip Off the Old Block

One of my kids is currently grounded. I won’t say which one. Because, although I talk about some very personal things in this column, I’m not really into publicly shaming my kids. Well, if there’s no comedic value in it, anyway. Maybe I should reconsider the public shaming. Some people have used this as a […]