Kris Fisher

To the Graduating Class of 2016

To the Graduating Class of 2016

I have always wanted to give a commencement speech, but I think they only invite people who have accomplished great things to do those. Being as I have pretty much missed that boat, I figured I could use my space here to offer my words of ineptness to this year’s graduates. While reading this, I […]

Almost Had It, But Not Really

Almost Had It, But Not Really

Every season it’s the same old thing. My team gets me just close enough to a championship that I get my hopes up and then they rip my heart completely out of my chest, throw it on the ground, stomp on it, spit on it, pour some salt on it, scoop it up, put it […]

T.G.I.M.

T.G.I.M.

I have this friend who is one of those obnoxious morning people. Dude just wakes up in a better mood than most people have all day. Whenever he would stay with us, he would purposely get in my face with his obnoxious good-mood-having self in the mornings because he knows that I am his polar […]