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Rally or Die

Rally or Die

I’m not old. Not that old, anyway. Like, I remember acid-wash jeans, Donna Lewis and Snackwell’s, pretty much. So when I preface a statement with the phase, “In every election I can remember participating in…” please understand two things: that ending sentences with a preposition is completely fine now, dick, and I’m speaking with the […]

Rip-Off

Rip-Off

I’m writing this on a Tuesday morning, which means that by the time it goes to press, it will be Wednesday, a day and a half removed from the clown car pile-up that was the first day of the 2016 Republican National Convention. Internet publishing provides a number of boons — immediacy being the primary […]

Party Unity?

Party Unity?

With Bernie Sanders’ on-air, in-front-of-people, no take-backsies endorsement of long-presumptive Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton, we can all rest assured in knowing that the long national nightmare that has been this campaign season is about to come to an end, just in time for all of us to be dead because we all hate each other. […]